Because He Loves Me

A kid coughed in my mouth today. Like I needed to get more sick.

Second last hour to the day. Sitting at a kid's table with two of my students, ages 5 and 6. They're colouring, my head is down whilst writing. Six year old, Mr. Who, leans over into my face.

"Just a minute, let me finish this fir--"

Mr. Who: KAHEH!

"Why did you just cough right into my MOUTH?!"

Little M: "I think he loves you, that's why he do that."

". . . ."

Mr. Who: :D

Not Quite the Name I'm Looking For

I called my student by the name of my cat today.

"Say A. Saaaay Aaaaaaay."

. . .

"Come on darling, say Aaaaaaay."

"behbehbeh"

"Almost! Try again. Say Aaaaaay."

. . .

"Come on Hamlet.
--- wtf did I just call him?
"Oh. No, no...you are not a cat."
--- shit!

"behbehbeh"