From my nine year old, Heels."Arm hair. Arm hair. It's growing!" whilst pulling down her shirt and tugging at her underarm hair.
"Fat Tummy!" whilst squeezing her belly.
"Keg!" whilst greeting her mom. And when mom responds with no, I'm not the keg "Dad's the keg!"
"Tomato poo poo" whilst picking out the seeds from her tomato.
From Little M.
"Mr. Who is beautiful. He's my friend. I love him."
"HEY! WHAT YOU DOING?!" yelled to a random stranger whilst walking across the parking lot.
"Al is not a boy. Al is a MAN!" said about a coworker whilst talking about classmates and genders.